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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

AN AMERICAN FARMAER SELLS COWS TO A JAPANESE

A SIX-MEMBER Japanese delegation went to Texas to buy cows. The American farmer showed them the works,and told the Japanese that he will offer them a good deal. And it was...if the Japanese select the cows, each cow is for $100 and if the American selected the cow the price would be $90 Well, the American expected a quick decision, a decision on the spot like we Indian and American do. But the meting room for an hour an hour. The American was going, crazy cursing the Japanese the Japanese as slow thinkers. Finally when the Japanese emerged, he anxiously asked about their decision. The Japanese leader quietly said in his slow and broken English, Mr. Bill we would like you to select the cows for us."
American ,'' How many?''
Japanese, '' All ''

THE SLEEPY JAPANESE GOT THE DEAL, AND THE SMART AMERICAN SOLD ALL, AT A LITTLE LOSS!









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